I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I bet he comes in French.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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