fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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