You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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