even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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