So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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