that's an acceptable place to lick
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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