as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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