Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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