Please, let me fuck your mom
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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