i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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