I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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