That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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