it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.