Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.