Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I think I am morally bankrupt
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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