Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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