We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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