I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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