I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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