The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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