Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize