Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He better not be in your backpack
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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