I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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