Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Randomize
