I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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