i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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