Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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