If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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