Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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