I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Randomize
