I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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