i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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