I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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