we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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