Got a toothbrush?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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