so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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