Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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