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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Welp...herpes.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?

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  dont start drinking without me

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.

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  You should probably take note of that and make it happen.

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  YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!

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  Only one tier

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  Tastes like cardboard anyway

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot

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• (801): View more from Utah

  How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday

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