i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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