i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.