just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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