Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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