I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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