return my video game
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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