I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
