Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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