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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs