i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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