I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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