I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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