How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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