but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We are two peas in an std pod
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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