He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
