if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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