i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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