Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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