I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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