Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
